Quick answer
Я пло́хо говорю́ по-ру́сски
ya plókho govoryú po-rússki — the sentence that buys you patience
The options
The reaction
Expect Да вы хорошо́ говори́те! — “but you speak well!”. It is meant kindly, and the correct answer is a simple Спаси́бо rather than a protest.
What you hear back
Typical mistakes
Я пло́хо говорю́ ру́сский.
Я пло́хо говорю́ по-ру́сски.
Languages take по-…-и after a verb of speaking.
Я ма́ло говорю́ по-ру́сски.
Я немно́го говорю́ по-ру́сски.
ма́ло means “too little” — немно́го is the neutral “a little”.
Check yourself
Which is correct?